Dust off the picnic table, folks.  Memorial Day is just around the corner which means it’s time to begin planning that wonderfully American tradition of grilling out. 

First and foremost, I’d like to get something out of the way.  While often called the backyard “barbecue,” Richmonders recognize this misnomer.  The word “barbecue” does not refer to an event.  It refers to a meat (usually pork) prepared a variety of different ways, but always cooked “low and slow.”  Say you’re hosting a ‘barbecue’ and you risk the ridicule of your guests.

Now that that’s covered, let’s talk about what’s important for your Memorial Day celebration.  Grill something.  Anything.  It doesn’t matter if its filet mignon or an Oscar Meyer wiener.  Seeing smoke rise from a grill is somehow reminiscent of the battlefields from whence this day came, reminding us that atop all things, Memorial Day is about saying “thanks.”  Have a moment of silence.  Remind your guests that the party was provided for by Americans willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for the ideals of a nation. 

Next, provide a game.  This decision should be made purely on taste, as backyard leisure sports require no real athleticism.  Options are as follows:

Badminton – The standard.  Easier than tennis.  Cooler than ping-pong.

Bocce ball – I know the name sounds Italian, but idea is as American as it gets.

Horseshoes – You’re going to have two very unsightly but worthwhile dead-spots in your yard.

Lawn Darts – If either alcohol or children will be present, disregard this option.

Cornhole – A hipper (and safer) alternative to horseshoes. 

While this may be the most important decision you make, don’t sweat it.  Any of these will surely be a hit.  Remember, the idea is to appreciate the moment. 

So ultimately, there are two takeaways from Memorial Day.  The first is to have fun.  Come on – You’re outside enjoying nature, friends, family, and maybe a cocktail.  Second, recognize that men and women have laid down their lives so that you may have that fun.   American soldiers have afforded you the right to eat that steak even though your doctor recommends against it.  It is a proud privilege to be American.   To all the men and women of the armed forces – Thank You.